May 2010
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April 2010
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March 2010
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November 2009
1 post
Last Entry. Dated February 23rd
It reads, “Asparagus for dinner again. I hate asparagus. Does this mean I’ll never grow up? Nervous about meeting ‘J’ tonight…” thats the letter J, Diane.
I just started watching Twin Peaks again from the beginning. I really love that Chiller replays the series every few months. Watching this makes me feel sad that the show wasn’t more...
August 2009
1 post
because a gift that makes sense ain't worth...
“don’t take no motherfuckin detour” The street smells like the burnt salt of pretzels sold on the street but there aren’t any pretzels or pretzel vendors. There wouldn’t be because there are lots of homeless people around here and that’s never good for a food business. A dozen pigeons are gathered around some stale bagels though. The weaker, more fucked up...
July 2009
4 posts
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May 2009
1 post
April 2009
4 posts
February 2009
7 posts
Change you can believe in? Maybe my racist...
Barack Obama Weighs In On Sagging-Pants Ordinances: ‘Brothers Should Pull Up Their Pants’
President Obama, I waited for an hour outside a homeless shelter on Skid Row just to vote for you and to to vote no on prop 8. Immediately following my now historic vote for a truly inspiring politician I was in my first-ever car accident. Mr. President, after all of the history we’ve...
he was a lady
Cruised into a bar on the shore Her picture graced the grime on the door She a long lost love at first bite Baby maybe you’re wrong but you know it’s alright That’s right Backstage we’re having the time of our lives until somebody say Forgive me if I seem out of line Then she whippedd out of her gun tried to blow me away Dude look like a lady So never judge a book by its...
'Last Comic Standing Host' Jay Mohr to Wed...
True Faith
I’m currently standing in line attempting to cash my first paycheck in 3 months. It’s a Saturday so I expected a longer line than usual but this borders on absurd. The line is wrapped around the entire bank floor and there are about 50 to 60 people ahead of me. I can’t tell if I’m witnessing an old-fashioned depression era bank run or if this is solid proof of consumer...
January 2009
13 posts
Cake I Can Believe In...
Maybe I’m being naive here but in the first 12 hours of his presidency Barack Obama has done more for me than any other president in history. My day started as per the usual monotony…no job, no cake. Then at about noon I got a call from a job I’ve been waiting to hear back from. They say, “Barack Obama is now the president, we would like to offer you this job.” Of...
Change I Can Believe In.
Within a few hours of being sworn in as the 44th President, Barack Obama has already brought considerable change to America! After some 4 months of unemployment I’ve finally gotten a job.
Recession, consider yourself over.
