Barack Obama Weighs In On Sagging-Pants Ordinances: ‘Brothers Should Pull Up Their Pants’

President Obama, I waited for an hour outside a homeless shelter on Skid Row just to vote for you and to to vote no on prop 8.  Immediately following my now historic vote for a truly inspiring politician I was in my first-ever car accident.  Mr. President, after all of the history we’ve lived together, why do you front on my sagging swag?